darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela)

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hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

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lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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stanaworshiper:

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of

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247am:

this cat is so pretty I aspire to be half as pretty as this cat on a good day

(Source: ladyusada)

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psychara:

ezekiel-was-calm-and-quiet:

huffingtonpost:

This ‘Dumbo’ octopus proves deep sea creatures aren’t always creepy.

See the adorable create elegantly swim through the ocean here. 

noot noot

OMG <3

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jamietheignorantamerican:

strike-blade:

jamietheignorantamerican:

i-am-momo-senpai:

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.


why must you hurt me this way

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

jamietheignorantamerican:

strike-blade:

jamietheignorantamerican:

i-am-momo-senpai:

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.

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why must you hurt me this way

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

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(Source: ileyanc)

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volleyball14life:

scandalousbazinga:

scandalbitchinheels:

brannerdoodles:

scandalbitchinheels:

brannerdoodles:

TRUTH

I used to drop my head so my hair would fall in my face when I would see people I knew in public.  I reverted back to that child’s way of thinking ‘if I can’t see them…they can’t see me.’  It almost never worked! 

Yep. The “If I avoid direct eye contact, I’m invisible” technique 👍

Exactly! 

this is so true

Or you duck behind the closest object and pray they didn’t see you

volleyball14life:

scandalousbazinga:

scandalbitchinheels:

brannerdoodles:

scandalbitchinheels:

brannerdoodles:

TRUTH

I used to drop my head so my hair would fall in my face when I would see people I knew in public.  I reverted back to that child’s way of thinking ‘if I can’t see them…they can’t see me.’  It almost never worked! 

Yep. The “If I avoid direct eye contact, I’m invisible” technique 👍

Exactly! 

this is so true

Or you duck behind the closest object and pray they didn’t see you

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reblogallthenerdythings:

"You’ll distract the boys"

Oh no god forbid that we distract the boys. Can’t distract the boys. The boys are the important ones here. They’re the ones here to get an education. Can’t distract them. The boys. Too important.

(Source: battlestarvenus)

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