The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of
This ‘Dumbo’ octopus proves deep sea creatures aren’t always creepy.
Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.
why must you hurt me this way
That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.
I used to drop my head so my hair would fall in my face when I would see people I knew in public. I reverted back to that child’s way of thinking ‘if I can’t see them…they can’t see me.’ It almost never worked!
Yep. The “If I avoid direct eye contact, I’m invisible” technique 👍
this is so true
Or you duck behind the closest object and pray they didn’t see you